Spiritually pondering What can I do this September?

As you all very well know me and our very own princess is going to meet this september. The thing I am afraid of is when she meets me she will be all over me(Aggressively) because I have a hot face and studly body. Anyways I don't want to hook up with her I am saving myself for meddy. Anyways before I meet her should I stop showering for a week and start eating cheeseburger and grow a beard? What can I do?