Why are housewives eating all my cheeseburgers i tell them to stop they say ill eat you what gives best respo?

Im 34 years old am i to young to have a veitnam flash back best response will get a free t shirt of me from me (wink)And also im a werewolf why are humans angry that we werewolves always change and my girlfriend says my muzzle scares her you humans help me bes response will get a free t shirt of me